The Hurricane

 

I’ve heard men say they favour a quiet life,

TV dinners, loved up with a tender wife,

But I’m drawn to the madness, a moth to a flame,

And so, one September evening, I dated The Hurricane.

I arrived without a care, a little worse for wear,

Vongole aromas, a corner chair,

There sat Sandy with her platinum hair,

This Highgate bombshell, I hadn’t a prayer.

She said she was sick, that I should run,

But I’d already signed up for the loaded gun.

I ordered lamb cutlet in pistachio sauce,

Some Puglian wine, I forget the second course,

Yes, she told me to run, she’d be disfigured,

Rabid cancer, an emotional blizzard,

But I loved her laugh, her toothpaste smile,

Her fuck-off ego, her rockstar style.

I didn’t run, but it was a helter-skelter ride.

She burnt my clothes, nowhere to hide,

We’d share wigs and wine, we’d Nutribullet kale,

I was blocked on insta, WhatsApp and Googlemail,

Toxic and tragic, Al fresco Aperol Spritz,

Dancing around a hundred hospital trips.

Burton & Taylor, a cliche I know,

Just crazy Bucky and lost Martino ..